Xanadu

Say Little Red Riding Hood

Found the whole thing funny

The big nose and those choppers

A hoot

And Humpty Dumpty lying there

Laughing

Cracking up at the look on the faces

Of all the king’s men.

What must JFK have thought?

Are you kidding? Texas? Figures.

Hansel and Gretel went looking for bakery

Discoverd an oven. Hilarious.

Say the East Germans

Steins in hand

Found the Berlin Wall a real knee slapper.

The Titanic? Holy mackerel.

Don’t get me started.

The Evil Empire?

Yikes. You gotta be high.

Give me liberty or give me death?

Come on.

Suppose shutting down the government

Put you in stitches.

North Korea is threatening

To kill everyone on earth.

Yuk.

The dust bowl? Cough.

Look at the Hindenburg,

I mean, it was a joke when it could fly.

Big fat phallic symbol.

Mar-a-Lago? Get outta town.

Who would live in that echo chamber?

Deport all the immigrants.

Laugh, laugh, I thought I’d die.

Trump is president of the United States.

You’re killing us.